Crypto’s Most Painful Fumbles
StarPlatinum
The biggest Crypto fumbles ever
A thread🧵

The year is 2015
Someone offers 50,000 BTC ($13M) for a property
Seller says no
That’s worth $3.18 billion today
German goverment selling all 50,000 of their Bitcoins at $54,000.
They could've made an +$1.1 Billion USD in profit.

Murad fumbled +40M from his wallet ATH
And he is still not selling a single penny


“Oh fuck” accident
A developer accidentally burned $10 million worth of tokens
While distributing pre-sale tokens for the upcoming meme coin Slerf
But the accident pushed Slerfs market value to $700M

The Otherside land mint was huge
But the smart contract was a mess
Over $200M burned in gas
Each mint cost more than 2.5 ETH
Yuga Labs blamed Ethereum


8 years ago, one wallet claimed:
• 7 Alien Punks
• 7 Ape Punks
Sold them all for 99.5 ETH
Today it’s worth 35,077 ETH = $54M
Pain.

Alex Becker bought six figures of Peanut the Squirrel coin at a 2 Billion Dollar valuation

Bitcoin may enter a prolonged sideways phase between $57K and $87K as markets enter a relief period following a 52% drop from ATH. This consolidation could mirror the 2022 fractal, creating liquidity before a potential breakdown toward the $44K–$50K range.
Doctor Profit/2026.03.09
Davinci Jeremie urged people to buy $1 of Bitcoin in 2013 and became a symbol of early conviction. Years later, fame, lifestyle flexing, and token promotions sparked criticism. His journey reflects both crypto foresight and influencer-era controversy.
StarPlatinum/2026.03.04
A sweeping narrative ties Jane Street to India’s expiry-day options case, alleged 10AM Bitcoin sell patterns, Terra’s collapse, and ETF plumbing. While none prove misconduct, critics argue a common structure: move spot, monetize derivatives, keep execution opaque.
Bull Theory/2026.02.27
A controversial narrative links Jane Street, ETF mechanics, and Bitcoin’s price behavior, pointing to lawsuit allegations, 10AM volatility patterns, and derivative hedging dynamics. The discussion raises broader questions about liquidity, structure, and price discovery.
Justin Bechler/2026.02.26
A new federal lawsuit alleges Jane Street exploited non-public information tied to Terraform’s liquidity defenses, accelerating UST’s depeg and the Terra collapse. The firm denies the claims. The case may reignite debates on structure, design, and regulation.
Diana/2026.02.25
Mean reversion and on-chain models sit at levels historically linked to bottom formation after capitulation. Realized losses reached record USD values, while deviations from anchor models remain extreme. Price pain may be fading; patience remains key.
Checkmate/2026.02.25
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